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Hilarious Quotes

posted 16 years ago by mattup20
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Wow this board has bought back some memories of this movie. I was born in 85 & discovered this movie around 95/96 oddly enough so it was well after the ninja craze subsided. I rented it religiously at blockbuster, copied it & I was hooked. I bought it on dvd in 2003 and laughed so hard at most of the cheezy dialog & horrible plot.

My favorite quotes include:

Sho - "If you wish to workout, you forgot your pants."

Mafia Thug #? - "I'm gonna take a piss, *beep* beeyahs (beers) goin right through me."

Chiefano (my favorite character) - "Tell em vaffanculo." (Telling Braden how he feels about his ninja partners in the heroin trade)

Chiefano - "He was a good lookin' kid." (When shown his nephew that was killed in the tub)

One of the Village People Thugs - "*beep* off pal." (When they were being interrogated about Kane's whereabouts)

Ending notes:
Chiefano is a badass. I was really upset when I read he died only a year after the film's release. He should have stuck around, he was to Revenge of the Ninja what Marlon Brando was to the Godfather. He really was my favorite in this movie he delivered great lines like, "Donny go check on that noise."

Braiden is a pimp. He was making all the money on the dope & was bangin Cho's girl at the same time.

[–] djhowe69 15 years ago

This movie had everything even a cowboy and an indian! I watched it tonight for the first time in years. And "If you wish to workout, you forgot your pants." about had me pissing my pants with laughter!

[–] BoxOfficePoison 11 years ago

"You really think I forgot?" Well, yeah, we kinda do!

[–] lockplay 10 years ago

You forgot the most poignant one:

"Eeet takes a neeenja to beat a neenja!"

[–] doctor_dickenstein 10 years ago

close..."only a neenja can stop a neenja" :)

"He must've thought it was white boy day. It ain't white boy day, is it?"

[–] jcush21 8 years ago

@ dickenstein

"No man, it ain't white boy day."

[–] doctor_dickenstein 8 years ago

jcush21 - lol! that's a great scene!

"i like your movies man, you got a great penis"

[–] Carpenter_Fan 10 years ago

Dime - "Coroner says it's gonna take a jackhammer to get them apart."

"Tonight's celebation is a travesty. We're honoring murderers."

[–] stevenscottoddballz 9 years ago

You THIEF!

Eight divided by one-half equals four squared!

[–] PopperTheKungFu-Dragon 9 years ago

Sho - "If you wish to workout, you forgot your pants."

Funniest line in this hilariously bad movie 

Very good. But brick not hit back!

[–] BoxOfficePoison 8 years ago

As Tim Minchin taught us all: "Only a ninja can sneak up on another ninja."

"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you."
"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die."