Torgo vs Trumpy


In a 'Fight Club' style match.....who would win???

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Why, Trumpy, of course. Don't you remember: "Trumpy, you can do stupid stuff!" Torgo can't even stand upright.

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I like Torgo better, but regardless Trumpy would win in a physical fight. We've seen Trumpies kill and we know they're strong. Torgo got his ass kicked by a broken off tail pipe. And he's too slow to land a punch.

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-- Ed Wood, the movie

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Torgo would win, Torgo's got a stick! End of discussion!

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No he didn't, dude. Torgo had a rusty tailpipe bent into the shape of a disfigured hand at one end. But he'd still win over Trumpy. Trumpy's only power is to wave his real hand at somebody and fire them. Torgo rules!



"The woman is all we want. The others must die. They ALL must die. We do not even want the WOMAN."

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I love Torgo, but seriously, His gicantic knees would provide some, shall we say, disadvantige in a fight. He could get his ass kicked by the hero from TIMECHASERS.

The Nameless

I am not what I am

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Well maybe he can use his floppy knees in the fight in some way, I put my money on Torgo the working mans hero...even if it's gonna be close..

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"Trumpy's only power is to wave his real hand at somebody and fire them."

Trumpy and The Master have alot in common!!

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"Why spend your life making someone else's dreams come true?"

-- Ed Wood, the movie

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Well, I'd be rooting for Torgo, but I dont know how well a guy who gets nudged to death would do against TRUMPY!!


"This potato walks funny"

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Torgo didn't die!! He ran off into the woods with a flaming sleeve never to be seen again, but he wasn't dead. Now a master who thinks you can kill a subordinate by ordering three women to fondle him to death -- that's a wuss.


Spock, where the hell's the power you promised me?
One damn minute, Admiral.

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Trumpy certainly has a fighting edge over Torgo, but still, its hard to say. If Trumpy lands in Hal Warren's flick he might just off himself. I'm sure even he has some standards.

"Jeez! Tolkien couldn't follow this plot!" -Crow

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Torgo would smash Trumpy with his knees.

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Torgo was a horndog..Trumpy could easily distract him with a copy of Playboy. Then again, Trumpy's a glutton, so Torgo could order KFC...

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Torgo the Gray or Torgo the White?

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They would both bore each other to death.

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When it comes down to firepower, Im afraid Trumpy would win, hands down.

He could telekinetically take Torgos staff and smack him with it repeatedly via telekinesis. And Trumpies can kill someone just by shoving them to the ground

ANd I dont think those are knees, Torgo is supposed to be a satyr, so its likely just stuffing to give him poofy goat legs.

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My first instinct is that Trumpy would win, but Torgo has a Rocky-like quality about him. He takes a bumnch of punishment, and keeps going. He didn't actually die by the Master; he was last seen running off into the woods with a sparkler-stump for a hand.

However, Trumpy v Torgo sounds like the greatest video game ever.

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