Uncle Bill kicked ass

I love grumpy old guys, and Bill was about as grumpy as they come...what a miserable old coot...

He was the inspiration for some of the best MST3K quotes from this episode:

"He's a loving and giving caregiver."

"I wonder when Flo and Alice will get here", "Mel, at home"

"GIMME THAT, I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO USE A PROP PHONE!"

"Pepperidge Fahm remahmbahs."

"Don't start with me, Martha!"

"STOP THE MADNESS!"

"He shot my Jim Beam pheasant decanter!"

"...and a...long...island...iced...tea."

"And he died as he lived...with his mouth wide open."