Favourite Lines

Honey if you call and I'm not home I'll be at the gym or the gun club. 🐭


You want a beer?
It's 7 o'clock in the morning.

South to drop off, moron! (Have used this in the school pick up line myself lol. Silently of course)


"Are you a bum, Dad?"
"No, but I'm working on it."


"Irv clean up in aisle 7!"
"Irv we never IN aisle 7 I'm telling you honest!"

(Jack watching soaps) "Wake up Vic she already buried one husband!"

"220, 221 whatever it takes."

"I'm going to sleep on the fat couch if I can get through the door."

"How could it be Victor's? Thought he got a vasectomy... It didn't take? Are you kidding me?"

"How'd you like a little trim on the mustache, Ron?"