The machine that goes PING!


How is it called?

bunch of second hand electric donkey-bottom biters!

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Ah, I see you have the thread that goes "The machine that goes 'PING!'"

If you were offended in any way by the preceding post, go make one yourself.

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And it's the most expensive thread on the whole boards. It cost over a quarter of a million pounds. Aren't you lucky!

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Um, what do I do?

If you were offended in any way by the preceding post, go make one yourself.

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Nothing, dear, you're not qualified!

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Is it a boy or a girl?

bunch of second hand electric donkey-bottom biters!

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Now it's a bit early to start imposing roles on it, don't you think?!

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Three quarters of a million pounds. Aren't you lucky?





"'Extremely High Voltage.' Well, I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Homer Simpzzz--" - Frank Grimes

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...And you can find out all about the thread when you get home. It's available on Betamax, VHS, and Super-8.

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What is Betamax?

Eight divided by one-half equals four squared!

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It's what happens before IotaMax, because IotaMax out the number of wacky responses on this thread.

Damion Crowley
All complaints about my post go to Helen Waite.

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{Use John Cleese"s voice} Oh. That didn't help much now, did it? Please answer in the form one can understand.



Eight divided by one-half equals four squared!

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Lost a leg. We think it's a tiger...

Damion Crowley
All complaints about my post go to Helen Waite.

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Green Slime!

My sig? A milestone! Landmark! A masterpiece! I laughed, I cried!

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It is more like "PINGG!", with a prolonged sound.

Also, the machine itself doesn't REALLY go 'ping' or even 'pingg', the sound is completely different, with an upward slide at the end. It sounds closer to some kind of SONAR than hospital equipment anyway.

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