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what the hell!!!(spoilers)

posted 18 years ago by wizzer666
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i think the gardener at the end was laughing at how bad the movie and wasnt he dead????

[–] sf12169 18 years ago

I thought he was dead too, scratch that, I KNOW he was dead because Susan hacked him up with that fork in the garage. I wish someone would explain that one to me because I certainly do not get it...

[–] JohnnyAngel94 18 years ago

This is what my post is about. They certainly look like the same guy (Ben the gardener), yet are credited as two different people/actors. or am I wrong?

"In order to survive a war, you have to become war.." - Sylvester Stallone/John J. Rambo -

[–] AStrangeOldMan 16 years ago

The person with whom I saw the film at its original 'release' added the line "I got your money, audience, and now you can't get it BACK!"

And we saw it for FREE!

Fitting.

"No fate but what we make." -Terminator II

[–] doctorbiobrain2005 15 years ago

Absolutely not. He was laughing because the males in his family were put in charge of making sure that none of the first born women in Susan's family ever went inside the mausoleum. But they found out long ago that, if they let the women in, they'd get all demonic. And then they could totally have sex with them when they were in their demon mood. And so the males in his family have been screwing the first born females in her family for generations and plan to let it keep happening forever. Sure, people die because of this, but hey, they didn't ask to be the guardians of the world. If the world doesn't want these psycho demon chicks killing people, they should send THEIR sons to watch the damn mausoleum. That's only fair.

As for him "dying," nope, didn't happen. It was only a flesh wound. These gardeners are tough f-ing guys. They can take a little rough sex with a garden fork. And yeah, the sex IS that good. It's totally worth it. And if you ever had a piece of this hot demon action, you wouldn't mind getting jabbed with a garden fork a few times either.

Honestly, I thought that was all pretty self-explanatory.

[–] falcon2484 14 years ago

I think you just became my personal hero. LMFAO!

The Falcon flies

[–] JohnnyAngel94 14 years ago

I assume you are just creating some funny scenario here, but what is the real reason of Ben at the end (not the laughing, but just him being there?)

"In order to survive a war, you have to become war.." - Sylvester Stallone/John J. Rambo -

[–] Aaron1375 13 years ago

That explanation is as good as any.

[–] greenbudgie (2355) 3 years ago

Some of the other dead people in the house just disappear so where they go to is never explained. The bodies of the tree delivery man and the woman who wants the papers signed never turn up. The blood remains on the phone after the delivery man remains but his body is gone. So they either never really died or they were eaten by the demon that was possessing Susan.