27. Six weeks of not making love to your wife will make you tense.
28. Citizens Divorce is legal in Austria.
29. Being a successful neurosurgeon will compel Dolly Parton to want to have your baby.
30. You can make a condo look like a castle with a few throw pillows, some wallpaper, and a staple gun.
31. You don't need the "bzzz" thing to keep disembodied brains alive.
32. Austrian video games accept American coins.
33. Flaming drinks are for tourists.
34. Fame can interfere with your effectiveness of being a serial killer.
35. In the 14th Century, craftsmen in India made vases out of rubber.
36. Dum-dum bullets are illegal, but, then again, so is killing your husband.
37. Post-op mental illness can be remedied by screwing the top of your skull on tighter.
38. The brain cavity of a human being can hold three lemons.
39. Subdural and epidural hemotomas are very different things.
40. It's easy to find hot prostitutes in Vienna.
39a. That makes Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr mad.
41. Chicks with really annoying voices will be down for anything sexually.