man, this is one of few boards that doesn't have a lot of haters! lol
my fave line has gotta be "i couldn't fu ck a gorilla!?"
another fave scene is when he gets pulled over and they make him do all those difficult drunk tests....."ok, u can stop the subtitles now!" HAHA
mine isnt really a line....its when the Dr is out lookin for a someone who kill. He sees a woman and says something like "If only she were dead.." and then the women gets hit my the scooter. The look on the Dr's face as he says "YEAH!!!" tickles me every single time..classic
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I like even better how after he says "YEAH!!", he then says..."Oh I mean awwwohhh" faking like it's awful.
shareThe only time we doctors should accept death is when it's caused by our own incompetence
Ann... Ann Uuhhuhhhummlellmehhey
share1.) When he reads the poem to the lady. i 4got wut's the poem call, but it kinda goes "pointy, pointy .... anoint my head. Anointy, nointy"
2.) When he was lookiin 4 a girl with a "sexy" body, the girl was singing this funny wierd song. She was bending down showing her thong!!!!
LoLoLoL!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm having to paraphrase these, but:
"If 12 innocent people have to die just to save one person it will all be worth it!"
AND
"I envision a day when the brains of brilliant men will be kept alive in the bodies of dumb men."
'Can we borrow your battering ram?'
'you'll bring it back wont you'
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This movie is truly an underrated gem. There are too many great lines. Here are a few of my favorites:
Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: "You. You're the elevator killer. Merv Griffin."
Merv Griffin: "Yeah."
Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: "Why"?
Merv Griffin: "I don't know. I've always just loved to kill."
Dolores: "If you lay one finger on me, I'll kill you."
Michael "You kill me and I'll see that you never work in this town again!"
Dolores: "Nobody's going to keep me from working in this town!"
Michael: "Into the mud scum queen!"
Ann: "Michael, who did you just call a scum queen?"
Michael: "Ohhh...just some scum queen."
Michael:[Laying in bed with Dolores] "Wow. I never in my wildest dreams ever thought it could be like that. That was the most exciting sexual encounter - without actually having it - that I ever almost had.
For some juvenille reason, Kathleen Turner yelling "My balls!" after being kneed in the crotch by Steve Martin (not to mention the completly random line "I'll get you for this you *beep* *beep* wop!") makes me bust out laughing everytime.
"I don't find this amusing Guerrero!!!!!"
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She was singing "Duke of Earl".
"It's my voice, isn't it?"
-Keep talking.
"My whole family loves to talk."
`Can I get you anything else? I am about to retire.`
-Really? You seem so young.
`No. I mean retire for the night.`
Mine is
"She's dead? I better get her to a cementary"
LooL! Totally forgot about that one! Hehe
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"Who were you calling a scum queen"
"Oh, just some scum queen"
Mr. Flibble's very cross...share
No doubt about my favourite line... when Michael has just rescued Ann from the oven:
Michael: Count to ten
Ann: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.. 10
Michael: (to Dolores, in absolute fury) You.. You cooked her nines!
After David Warner has explained that he can transplant the brain into a body, but she'll spend her life blowing rasberries and clapping, Steve Martin says "I know her, she'll hate that."
I love that, like you need to know someone intimately to know they'll hate spending their life like that.
Also
"Damn your drunk tests are hard."
"Yes, yes, kill, kill."
"Are you out of your head?"
Another vote for "Into the mud, scum queen" (WHY is that so funny?)
And I've always like Dolores' sultry macarbe delivery of:"I get so excited when you get angry. It makes me feel so much closer to the reading of the will.".
"They're making a new film of Moses.It's not finished,but the baby looks great in the rushes"
[Dr. Hfuhruhurr, in the middle of a marital spat, grabs an expensive vase to throw.]
Dr. Hfuhruhurr: Our marriage lies broken on the floor, like the shards of glass on our honeymoon suite!
[He slams the vase to the ground, but it bounces back up into his hands.]
Dr. Hfuhruhurr: Ahhh! Oh-ho! 19th-Century Indian rubber vase, eh?!
I totally love when Dr. Nessesseter(sp?) meets up with Dr. Hfuhruhurr and says "Dr. Mmmmmmfur?" and then Hfuhruhurr says "close enough."
I laugh so hard every time I see this.
Little Girl - SOUNDS LIKE A SUBDURAL HEMATOMA TO ME.
Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr - OH, IT DOES, DOES IT? WELL, IT'S NOT YOUR JOB TO DIAGNOSE.
Little Girl - BUT I THOUGHT...
Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr - YOU THOUGHT! YOU THOUGHT! JUST GO! YEARS OF NURSERY SCHOOL,AND YOU THINK YOU KNOW IT ALL.
This scene cracks me up everytime.
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I will not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
I will face my fear.
I will let it pass through me.
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