Script for 'pop' segment

I think the "Pop" skit about Ernest's grandfather had some of the funniest lines I'd ever heard. The way he ran the stories and sentences together was just brilliant. Sometimes, though, it is kind of hard to hear what he is saying. Does anyone know where I could find the script for this particular skit?

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