Marge Guttman's deleted nude scene


Don't you wish there was one? I'd love to do the dead dwarf gag with her all night while she reads Carlos Castaneda!

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I'd rather have ran off with Ellie's robotic head then boink Marge.

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It's off to Final Processing for you, Tomservo!

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I'm ok with that. Final Processing entails getting tied to a chair in a locked room, wearing a pair of Ellie's black lacey underthings on your head that will melt your face and make it spew bugs and snakes when the Big Giveaway airs at 9pm.
Can't say I'm a big fan of the bugs and snakes, but the other part I'm game.

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I'll stick with Marge. Not everybody knows how to perform fellatio on a laser beam!

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She has the right lips for the job!

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You have to watch out for the insects, though. They've been known to bite!

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You two go on ahead and get another room with Marge together. Enjoy the Big Horror-a-thon at 9pm.

Me, I'm getting a room with Ellie's robotic head and hand. See ya in a week.

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A menage à trois with Marge sounds enticing, but Glenn Head's Lover should be cautioned that ever since Marge started doing big-volume business, the little guy has to stand in line--ya know what I mean?

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Stand in line for what? I'm not following.

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A good magician never explains.

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Y'all sum krazy katz.

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Trade Secrets Glenn.... Trade Secrets...

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Trade this!

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Turns out your mom is an old Irish-Celtic. So, I'll pass.

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You may have a point

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Excuse me. Didn't mean to make us trend. Misfire. Don't worry, though: they're taking this thread to the factory where they have the most marvelous medical facilities.

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I heard that wasnt a real bush but a merkin. Doesnt count as real beaver in my book

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I’m reporting you. You can bet on that buster!

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I miss you

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Somehow I missed this thread originally, but this is hysterical!

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