Rita: I suppose to want to go around looking like that then?
Frank: Like what?
Rita: Like a geriatric hippie.
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Rita: It's the aristocracy that swears more than anyone. It's all "pass the f---ing pheasant" with them.
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Rita: Me customer! She only wanted a demi-wave. She'll come out looking like a friggin' Muppet!
Sedagive?!!!
What does ASSONANCE mean?
I just loved this movie so much when it first came out, and still do!
If she was a wife a mine, I'd drown her...
If i was a wife a yours, I'd drown meself...
Rita: 'Wouldnt you just die without Mahler?'
Frank: 'Frankly, no'
I'm a great lover of Mahler, and Cain's delivery of his response had me in hysterics.
Great Britain for the Great British
I am a college professor, with tenure.
My favorite line should be obvious.
I have several:
(Rita talking to Frank about why she's insisting he be her tutor):
Because you're the (*beep*) crazy man who wants to throw his students out of the winda! I like ya!
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I'm goin' the wrong way!
(I have no idea why, but this line tickles me)
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Frank: Man killed by falling tree is not a tragedy.
Rita: Except for the poor (*beep*) under the tree!
(everybody laughs)
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Rita: I wanted to shout out, warn Macbeth!
Frank: You didn't did you?
Rita: No, they would have thrown me out of the theater!
Denny: In my family, a man has only to look at a woman and she's pregnant.
Rita: That's because you're all so cockeyed.