Was talkin about best quotes ever at the bar:
Shut up you half sissie before I give you a slap: Pesci
And was amazed that it wasn't included in the quotes.
Great Movie
When he says "I'll kill ya, I'll kill ya" to the jockey at the track. He sounds like a child. The polar opposite of his Goodfellas character 7 years later.
For two years, I thought it was normal for a ten year old to wet the bed.
I like when they're starving with the wedding cake in the back of Pesci's van.
Pesci reaches back and says:
"Just lemme lick da bride".
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"I keep hearing my father say 'dont'"
"allison, he meant before u were married"
"I'm not so sure... u dont know my father" LOL
My favorite is:
"I'm in no mood for you Julio. In fact, there IS no mood for you."
How come nobody mentioned: "Will somebody shut the fat little bastard up"
share" You dont look like browsers"
" What does browsers look like" ?
Maybe im a half of browers from my fathers side
Or something like that
Rodney to the bald salesman standing next the bald mannequin,"why don't you two put your heads together and make an @ss of yourself". That line always cracked me up
share"Hey, lady, if I buy two odds will you show us your end?"
shareChubby Anthony's proud parents telling Monty, "He has my nose!", "And he has my eyes!".
Monty deadpans, "And my sympathy".
Monty: "My mother-in-law. For years, I wouldn't kiss her face, I ended up kissing her ass!". Probably the best closing line since "Well, nobody's perfect."
"I'm in such bad shape, I'm wearing prescription underwear." Phyllis Diller 1917-2012