White Sports Bra

Anyone else know the chicks in jail have to wear white sports bras as part of their acceptable jail uniforms? Those sports bras are hard like cardboard (to prevent any jiggling and excessive bouncing) and man, the convicts must have perky and firm looking boobs no matter at what age they recieve parole.

The old prison bras were 'cone shaped' and back in the old days of yore, the chicks getting out from the cement walls, obviously had cone chaped boobs that acted like prominent pointers to their freedom. The big boob queen from the 1950s, Jane Russell, wore those kind of bras and, WOW, her chest stuck out like two massive pyramids. She was HOT!

I still remember watching a French film about a women's prison and, man, during the 'intake process' of jail, one of the women had short, dark brown hair and as she talked to another inmate, her naked boobs stuck out so prominently and were perfectly cone shaped. It made her big brown nipples look like the tip of twin mountain peaks. An obvious sign right there that she always wore a cone shaped bra. Man, amazing how bras can 'shape a woman'.

I don't speak a word of French, but it was good eye candy watching those two inmates standing there and talking to each other with their naked boobs hanging out and their nipples pointed at one another. Nice. An unforgettable scene.





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