Where can I find a place like that?

Lunch, beer and sex for only 50 cents.

I like it right after he tells the joke he looks reflective. Like, "What in the hell am I doing here trying to be funny with these other barflies? What is happening to my life?"
Then he gets so wasted that he takes out his frustrations on his stuck life in his office by trashing it.

Let me know if I'm on your ignore list.
Thanx!