Favorite Lines..... - Tootsie (1982) Discussion

[–] tcmterminator101 19 years ago

That is one nutty hospital

I had a dream with you in it, you had big teeth but you were still a nice person

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[–] thehumanfly 19 years ago

"I had big what?!"

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[–] MerQsheo22 19 years ago

Les - 'Your pretty strong for a little lady, huh?'
Dororthy - 'Well, no'

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[–] cosmicmonster 19 years ago

Michael - "You know he gave me a ring? He gave me a diamond ring."

George - "What did you say?"

Michael - "What do mean 'What did I say'? I said 'I gotta think it over'! I went in the ladies room! I almost pissed in the sink! I'm in trouble, man!"

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[–] Quentin36 18 years ago

That scene between hoffman and pollack is classic and the tomato lines are hillarious

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[–] MyDarkStar 10 years ago

I had a dream with you in it, you had big teeth but you were still a nice person

omg, I totally LOL at that line every single time !!!

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[–] ragreen259 19 years ago

"You SLUT!!"

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[–] pmaltman 19 years ago

Bill Murray, half asleep and looking Michael over on his first day on the soap as Tootsie:

"Don't play hard to get"

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[–] MyDarkStar 10 years ago

Bill Murray, half asleep and looking Michael over on his first day on the soap as Tootsie:

"Mom ?"

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[–] MrsMonroe74 8 years ago

lol@"don't play hard to get"

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he left u NAKED in a DITCH!

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[–] mellison-2 17 years ago

The female director asks the male camera man:

"We want to make her look more beautiful, how far can you pull back."

"How do you feel about Cleveland?"

funny stuff.....I remember laughing out loud in the theater...25 years ago!!!

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[–] allentownboy 19 years ago

My fave is when Dustin wakes up Bill Murray to get his take on his first day reporting to work in drag:

Dustin: "...but the hair isn't right...."

Bill: " yeah, ya kinda got a Howard Johnson's thing going on there..."

I almost wet my pants the first time I heard that line because family member had worked for Howard Johnson in the 70's, and the comment was so on-target I almost choked on soda in theatre!

Great memory!

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[–] doogs105 19 years ago

there were so many great lines, but one of my favs is during Dorothy's first audition...

"How far can you pull back to make her look good?" asks the director.

"How about Cleveland," the cameraman replies.

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[–] seross 18 years ago

"Does Jeff know?"

-Dr. Brewster, breaking the prolonged silence after it's revealed that Emily Kimberly is actually edward Kimberly. I don't know why, but that line makes me laugh out loud every time I see it.

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[–] jacobmrley 18 years ago

the line BEFORE 'that is one nutty hospital' which is...

i knew there was a reason she didnt like me!

perfect

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[–] Black_Belt 18 years ago

"Sandy thinks I'm gay! And Julie thinks Dorthoy's a lesbian!"
*Agent looks confused*

lol

And Bill Murray of course...

"You slut!"

"That is one nutty hospital!"

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[–] ijonesiii 18 years ago

JEFF: "Michael, I really appreciate your doing this, but I just want to make sure you're doing this for the money...not just so you can wear these little outfits."

JEFF: "I don't want people to come up to me after the show and say, 'Hey I saw your play...I dug your message. I want them to come up to me the next day, or a week later and say, "Hey, I saw your play...what happened?"

JULIE: "I really love you Dorothy...I just can't love you."

JEFF: "I don't want 500 people at the Winter Garden theater...I want twenty people who just came out of the worst rainstorm ever...these are people who are alive on the planet."

JULIE: "Just think of them as something friendly...like a firing squad."

MICHAEL: "New York is a coast too, George, New York is a coast too."

LES: "The only reason you're still alive is because we never kissed."

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[–] ijonesiii 18 years ago

RITA MARSHALL: "Id like to make her look a little more attractive...how far can you pull back."

CAMERAMAN: "How do you feel about Cleveland?"

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[–] Merkin4pres64 18 years ago

it's actually a family guy moment, but...

Stewie: This is like the time I couldn't get work as an actor.

(flashback)

(The music in the scene where Dorsey is walking down the street as Dorothy and trying to get a taxi is playing; Stewie dressed as Dorothy)

(in woman's voice)

Stewie: Taxi. Taxi. (gruff voice) TAXI!

I thought I saw Sigourney Weaver, but it turned out to be a dead horse. - South Park

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[–] dtyrannus429 18 years ago

Michael to his agent George "You mean to tell me no one in New York will hire me?"

George, "That's too limited Michael. No one in Hollywood will hire you either.

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