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Best line...

posted 18 years ago by mortgagemanmike2003
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When Talon is outnumbered and surrounded by men-at-arms...

"Who dies first?"
I also like........

"Don't worry little girl, this'll only hurt til it hits the bone"

Wits are what make us men

[–] runswithscissors86 18 years ago

I agree - "Who dies first?" is the best line.

I like the cheesy opening lines, too:

"Know you now of days long past, a time when the world was young, when sorcery thrived and wild adventure was forever in the offing, and of this epoch little is known save that which is veiled in the mist of legend."

Oooo.

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"I dwell in darkness without you" and it went away?

[–] jrgen-thuresson 18 years ago

It's actually "Dont worry little girl.It'll only hurt until I hit the bone."

I love that quote, one of my favorites. I even use it as a signature on some forums. :P

"I'm selfdestructive baby
But a friendly one" - Spiritual Beggars.

[–] crapsdealer711 18 years ago

When the prison guard is walking through the prison and the 1 black man (the one that kills him on the sharpening stone) starts yapping about something and the guard snarls at him "Silence, You Black Dog!"

[–] samhain-knight 17 years ago

lol. I agree crapsdealer711, that *beep* was funny, i forgot about that scene. That dude kinda looked like a mangy dog man too.

[–] Tsotha-lanti 17 years ago

"Come now, let's be off. There's a battle in the offing! We've got kingdoms to save and women to love!"

[–] JerryMitchell 17 years ago

"That's a small threat...that's a very small threat"

or

"What's on your mind potatoe head?

[–] Mister_logan5 15 years ago

It's been many, many years since I have seen this movie but I think this line was from the movie:

A bunch of soldiers come upon a woman and she pulls out a dagger to defend herself. The soldier looks at her laughingly and says something like "Thats a nice dagger you have there. How about I poke you with my dagger?"

[–] dhamberg18 12 years ago

This movie also had one of my favorite BAD lines of dialogue = "But Darius, I fear we all may perish!"

[–] riddick_pcg 10 years ago

dhamberg18, but the reply is pricelss "Then damn you Phillip, then we all die!"

[–] Druff 11 years ago

It's been about 30 years since I saw it, I *think* it was this movie- One of the bad guys, probably the main villain, threatened one of his underlings with something like "...or I'll have your dubious balls hanging from the end of my sword."

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[–] mystikan 8 years ago

Verdugo, when he drags in the two prostitutes as a demonstration to the prisoners: "These two had nothing to say, so I cut out their tongues. Now speak, while you still have yours."

Also Captain Morgan during the argument with the other rebels while in prison: "If these bars weren't between us, you'd be SWIMMING IN YOUR OWN GIZZARDS!"