A few things Sweeney Todd taught me (spoilers galore!)
I see these things on the message boards all the time and I love them so I thought I would start one for Sweeney Todd. Here's what I got.
1. Human flesh smells terrible but tastes great.
2. If there's woman following you around, claiming to know you, stop and take a good look at her. She probably does.
3. If you're eating a pie and suddenly find a hair, stop eating. This goes double if you find a fingernail.
4. When your boyfriend vows he'll kill a dozen jailers to set you free, this most likely means he will freeze when confronted with one. He may even drop the gun in your lap and make you do it.
5. No matter how much you love a guy, it's not a good idea to let him believe his wife is dead when she really isn't. Especially if she lives in the area. He probably won't forgive you. He'll probably throw you alive into an oven.
6. How many varities of yellow hair there are.
7. We place A LOT of trust in our barbers. A lot.
8. Giving symbolic birds as gifts can be a real turn-on.
9. Nothing rhymes with locksmith.
Now Father, you're living in the past. This is the 14th century!