"Hell you aint been hungry since you won that belt!"
"He'll knock you to tomorrow Rock!"
"You think I was tough this chump will kill ya!"(Sorry might have gotten this one wrong)
"There is no tomorrow!"
Dont Apologize. Its a sign of weakness-Leroy Jethro Gibbs
"Now remember, you fight great, but I'm a great fighter"
"Why'd you get so crazy?" - "That's the name of the game"
"You just make sure you wash 'em, before you bring 'em back"
"You better get that bad look off your face, before I knock it off"
"That how you train for Clubber?, he ain't gonna kiss ya, he gonna kill ya"
"What'd you say, paper champion?" I like to say that one to the people at work.
"My girlfriend sucked 37 d*cks!"
"In a row?"
During the final fight with Clubber - altercation in the ring before the fight starts
Rocky: I thought you said 'be cool'
Apollo: that was COOL!
"I don't like these people."
"Yeah, well maybe they don't like you either, Paulie."
"Why? What'd I do to them?"
Nobody owes nobody nothin, you owe yaself.
Hey woman! Hey woman! Bet ya sit up every night wishin you hadda real man, dont ya? Tell you what, you bring your pretty little self over to my apartment tonight and I'll show you a real man.
Can he swim? ; With a name like Rock?
Shut up you stino bums, I'll squash ya! There's decent people tryin to sleep!
This is below you and the sister standin. I just don't like it. Think of Adrian's health. ; I'm fine Paulie.
Is he always this cheerful? ; I don't sweat you. ; Paulie just takes about 6 years to get to know. ; Yea, well I ain't got 6 years. ; Don't get mentally irregular.
You ever fight a dinosaur kid? ; Nah, not lately. ; They can cause a variety of damage.
I want Balboa! I want Balboa! Hey old man! Can't nobody stop me! I'm gonna kill him! You tell Balboa that!
Do you really think the champ hits that hard? ; Why do think I'm sitting out here with you?
Who fixed you up with your first woman? Me, Paulie I was responsible! ; She was pregnant. ; You was no prize either!
What do you think he eats? ; About 202 lbs. ; Weighing 202 lbs.
Anything normal in there functions kid? ; Yea, a few.
What the hell do you mean "what are you supposed to do?"? All these years together and you don't know what to do? You ought to be ashamed of yourself! Now get out there and do it! Do it! You're the best!
You're a disgrace to this sport! ; Shut up old man! You and that chump know where I come from! Balboa you're family doing real nice, ain't it? Well prove it now, gimmie that same chance.
Balboa you bum! You finished! You through! I'm the baddest in the world! ; Not so bad to me! ; What'd you say paper champion!? I'm beat you like a dog, you hear! A dog! You made me what to long! You gonna pay!
Ya'll parasites and leeches better get outta here! I wanna be alone! Get out my face!
I reject the challenge b/c Balboa is no challenge, but I'll be more than happy to beat up on him some more.
I win alone. I train alone. I win the title alone. My whole life been directed toward the title.
I'm ranked #1! 1!! That means I'm the best, but this bum's been takin the easy way out. Fighting other bums. I'll fight 'im anywhere, anytime for nothin!
If you don't, I'll tell everyone you haven't bought a new pair of underwear in 10 years. ; Yea, you would wouldn't you? ; Absolutely.
Give Rocky my best, huh? ; I been comin here 8 years, why don't you give me Paulie, your best once? ; Take it easy Paulie. ; Eh Paulie, ya heard me? When you see the Rock, you tell him me and all the boys said hey!
You don't like 'em? Well maybe they don't like you either Paulie. ; What I do to them? ; And they call me punchy.
We have to reserve the right to bomb the n iggers. David Lloyd George on disarmament.
Rocky sitting at the table with his son always cracks me up:
Rocky: "The little bear said "Somebody's been sleepin' in my bed, and there she is." He pulls back the covers, exposing her to the, you know, public. See? C'mon eat your cereal before it sinks."
Jr: "What happened to Goldilocks?"
Rocky: "What Happened? well, uh.. I'm not exactly sure..."
Paulie: "Busted for trespassing and got 30 days."
Rocky: "That's real nice Paulie."
Gimme Paw