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LOL TEd Hamilton as the very sexually frustrated Pirate King!!

posted 12 years ago by mandaloolu
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Ha ha ha... it is cheesy but I love watching Ted Hamilton's performance as the oversexed and totally perverted Pirate King who hasn't had any in a long time! Favorite quotes:
(as Frederic hangs from a chandelier pirate king points a sword at his crotch and says:
"drop it or...."
F : "nuts!"
pk: "them too!" (with a smile)

(fighting along a balcony pirate king hangs off the side of the balustrade)
PK: "Frederic, can't we find somewhere safe to kill each other??"

In the dark and groping Ruth, the washed out nurse who has been at sea with the pirates far too long, and believing it to be Mabel:
pk: "why, Mabel! Your goosebumps have grown!"

Fighting a fencing duel with Mabel she knocks the sword out of his hands and points it at him:
PK: "The blade grows heavy... she cannot raise it to my heart!"
M: "I'm not aiming at your heart!"
Pirate king quickly covers his codpiece.

[–] Blueghost 12 years ago

He's definitely one of the great villains of film. Very humorous.

[–] Goodbye_from_Fox_In_A_Box 9 years ago

Even as a kid (I must've been around 13 when it came out), I was always turned on by his little pelvic thrusts during "Give Me A Happy Ending".

Yummy.

Ay me, sad hours seem long

[–] Foxbarking 9 years ago

OMG that is so funny! I was only 7 when it came out but I watched it a lot and when I was a teenager, I was always turned on by that exact thing... I have the movie memorized... it's when Ruth grabs his butt during the song :) I always loved it, Ted Hamilton was a very sexy man.

Honestly I think it was watching this which made me realize I was gay haha.

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