Too Sweet Facts


Too fast! Too quick! Too Sweet!


Too Sweet's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever.


Too Sweet is currently suing NBC, claiming "Law and Order" are trademarked names for his left and right fists.


Too Sweet has counted to infinity. Twice.


Too Sweet does not hunt because the word "hunting" implies the probability of failure. Too Sweet goes killing.


In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Too Sweet, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.


The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Too Sweet out. It failed miserably.


There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Too Sweet allows to live.


Too Sweet once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.


Too Sweet is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.


When Too Sweet sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Too Sweet has not had to pay taxes ever.


The quickest way to a man's heart is with Too Sweet's fist.


A Handicap parking sign does not signify that the spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning that the spot belongs to Too Sweet and that you will be handicapped if you park there.


Too Sweet originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a right upper-cut. When asked about this "glitch," Too Sweet replied, "That's no glitch."


Too Sweet once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger by yelling, "Bang!"


Too Sweet is not hung like a horse...horses are hung like Too Sweet.


Too Sweet can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.


Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Too Sweet instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb.


There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Too Sweet.


Too Sweet once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Too Sweet won by five.


When Too Sweet falls in water, Too Sweet doesn't get wet. Water gets Too Sweet.


Too Sweet CAN believe it's not butter.


Too Sweet doesn't believe in Chuck Norris facts.





Too fast! Too quick! Too Sweet!


Too Sweet! Too Sweet! Too Sweet! Too Sweet! Too Sweet!


I believe in miracles! I believe in America! I believe in Too Sweet! I believe in Motherhood! I believe in Apple Pie! I believe! I believe! I believe! I believe! I believe! I believe! I believe! I believe! I believe! I believe! I believe! I believe! I believe! I believe! I believe! I believe! I believe!


I DO believe! I DO Believe! I do! I do! I do! I do I say I *DO* believe! Too Sweet! Too Sweet! Too Sweet! Too Sweet! Too Sweet!

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"Too Sweet is not hung like a horse..Horses are hung like Too Sweet!" Hahahahahaha!! I think you gotta be Too Sweet's #1 fan! Good stuff...









Fabio Testi is GOD

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