Uh-oh, let's do the math - statutory rape!
Paula's mom is 39; Paula says that her Officer Candidate dad knocked her up 22 years ago. Since the Officer Candidates have to have college degrees, that's a guy who's at least 22 years old with a 17 year old. Oops! Jailbait!
I want the doctor to take your picture so I can look at you from inside as well.