ALL THE GREAT LINES IN THS MOVIE


well theres the line of the wonder drug that dr jekyll snorts.....remember he falls asleep and somehow inhales the straw into his nose while sleeping then sits up and shoots the paper off with the straw stuck inside his nose....then he drops his head to the counter and snortst the line.


IT's been years since i've seen this so forgive me for any inaccuracies and not remembering all the names.


ivy: whats your name
hyde: hyde
ivy: whats your first name
hyde: i don't have one....my parents lacked imagination

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organ donor: "hell i'll give my left nut for capitalism, but not both of them"

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ivy: you seem stressed out
hyde: i own a chrysler dealership

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DR Jekyll's boss WITH HIS PANTS DOWN to the rich guy getting a full body transplant "would you like these sir, they've hardly been used.
rich patient "peanuts! Balls, i need balls!"

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ivy: oh i get it, you give me 10 bucks and i'm supposed to give you head right?
jekyll: head....no...head.....my head is fine.

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"she has a foreign object lodged in her V-A-G-I-N-A"
and dr jekyll has to write it on the board to figure out what she's spelling.

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Mine was the old man in the ward for indigent (poor) patients: "F---king Blue Cross!"

I was working for Blue Cross at the time and I roared over that one.

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Does anyone remember the letter that the little Asian girl read? Something about, "thanks for the cum!"?

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forgive my spelling, but I think this is what she wrote:

"Dear American Father, The day will soon come when you and other running dogs of Imperialism will be disemboweled by the subjugated masses. and your bones left to be rot in the rising sun of revolution.

P.S. Thank you for the comb."

cute. you can check again when the DVD comes out on Tuesday.

the true Oscar Miss. playing along with The Academy since Rain Man.

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"I said 'hi'! Gimme some chicken-sushi!"

" 'Chicken-sushi'? Ay, *beep*

(Hyde, imitating sushi-bar waiter) " 'Ay, *beep* *beep* !"


"And now, for your listening endurement, a Madame Woo Woo's is ashamed to present Ivy...and the *beep* Rainbows."



"I'm a drug-crazed beast with a giant erection that won't go away no matter how many times I do it! You're a nurse!! What can you give me for it!?"
"$40 and my wedding ring!"

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Yeah those were great lines there too! LOL

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ivy: whats your name
hyde: hyde
ivy: whats your first name
hyde: i don't have one....my parents lacked imagination

One of my favorite lines in the movie, always quoting it, though I'll just put in a small correction:

Ivy: "You don't need to hide."
Hyde laughs
Ivy: "What's so funny?"
Hyde: "Hyde. That's my name. Mr. Hyde!"
Ivy: "Don't you have a first name?"
Hyde: "Nah, my parents lacked imagination."

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I think one of my favorite lines/situations has to be Hyde walking in on the guys playing cards:

Hyde: where's Ivy!!??
Guy 1: why should we tell you??
<Hyde whips out a bag full of 'powder'>
All guys at table: SHE'S AT THE SUPERMARKET!!!!!
<Hyde pours the powder on the table and all four guys dive in and snort it all at the same time>

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and don't forget....

THE PUTZPULLER AWARD!


Blankfield was so funny in this - remember when he's trying to not do the wonder drug again. so he's trying to throw it way.

"Well let me just see how much it weighs. That's important scientific data. So, how much does it way - A LOT!"



"everything i say, by definition, is a promise." CARMINE SABATINI -(The Freshman)

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Hyde: Man has not evolved an inch from the slime that spawned him.

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Excellent!!! My favorite quote too!

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Yes those are some great lines from the movie! LOL

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Quite a few good lines in this one. I love Hyde to Heidi "You're a classy lady, and I know class." While he's sniffing dust from the rug......or the visual gag where Jekyll says "I shouldn't have done it!" after sniffing some dust, falls to the floor.... then Hyde comes up and licks the counter. This movie rocks.

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No one liked this clip?

"Hey, there's a man on the ledge! Look like he might fall."
"Is he white?"
"Yeah."
"Let him."

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At the card game:

Japanese Guy: "Hy!"
Hyde (Flipping him the bird): "Pearl Harbor buddy!"

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(emergency room scene)

MARY CAREW: "Hello sick people!!!!"



(supermarket scene)

HYDE: "Let's go back to my palace..."

IVY: "What do you think this is a K-Mart?!"


(laboratory scene)

HYDE: "Oh what the hell one line won't hurt..."

*SNOOOORT*

HYDE: "OOOH ARRRGH!!! Psycho-delic!!!!!!!!!"


(video arcade scene)

HYDE: " I am the Doctor!!!!"

IVY: "You need a doctor!!!!!!!!!!"


LOL...love this movie...have it on Betamax!






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I'll just weigh it first, to see how much I'm actually throwing out. That's important! Important, scientific data. Official weight... A LOT! Oh, I'm acting like a two year old baby! Why throw it away? I worked hard to come up with this stuff. I should save it. For future experiments. Yeah, future experiments! That's it! I'll save it! Not all of it, just a little tiny bit. Maybe, oh... ALL OF IT! Not that I would ever take any of it again myself. NOPE, I'LL GET RID OF IT! Who needs it? Not me! I've got self control! Yeah. I wonder... whose picture's on a one dollar bill?
Oh sure! George Washington! Oh, that's right. Hi, George! Bye, George!
This is madness. I have a wonderful woman who loves me, a rewarding career, the respect of my peers... so what the hell? One line won't hurt!
[snorts the powder]
OOHHHHH, I SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE IT!



"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

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