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Random 'Absurd' thoughts...


I'm just watching the new uncut MYA DVD and I'm having random thoughts...

-This film has THE worst dubbing EVER !

-This movie has the second most alternate titles in film history. An incredible 11 titles ! Only beaten by 'Zombie Creeping Flesh' which has 12 or 13. Unless YOU know better...

-The 'special effects' range from very good and inventive (like the 'bandsaw' murder) to Big George holding eight inches of pig intestine in front of him

-Contains THE most annoying kid IN THE WORLD. EVER. That little muppet who looks like orphan Annie on a bad hair day

-I'm in love with Annie Belle. So much so, I've written her a beautiful poem of love:

Annie Belle, Annie Belle,
You're the one who makes my heart swell,
I know you want a husband all big and hunky,
But wouldn't you settle for one who looks like a monkey ?

If Ms. Belle reads this, do you still have the cropped, platinum blonde hair ? GRRRRR ! That's a sexy look ! I cannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

...sorry. I got overexcited and fell off my chair. I'd best move along

-Little Awful Annie is watching D'Amoto's 'Porno Holocaust' on T.V. with his Mom! How's THAT for liberal parenting !

-"Is it true the only sure way to kill him is to shoot him in the head ?" Err, yeah...that USUALLY does the trick.

-What big george lacks in acting ability he MORE than makes up for in screen presence. He shoulda' bin' a star ! Or a professional wrestler ("...AND HIS OPPONENT, THE ANTHROPOPHAGUS !"

-He's not just an old drunk...He's a TELEPORTING old drunk. The luscious Annie falls, drops something, and the old drunk appears IN FRONT of her, handing her what she dropped !?

-If you throw a 'Football Party' (as you do), DON'T serve real Neopolitan spaghetti. It's FAR too distracting.

-Is the little kid wearing one of Phil Spector's wigs ? Does he get to keep those in prison ? Does he keep them on 'Phil Spector's Wall of Rugs' ?

-If you're thinking of getting a dog, why not name him after a nineteenth century Hungarian composer and creator of 'The Mephisto Waltz'?

-This was filmed in 'The Land of Slippy Floors'. A magical kingdom in which most people have broken a hip by the age of twelve.


Perkins...the Uncanny

"Zombies, man. Creep me out..."

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Great post!

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I'm glad at least ONE other person's still interested in this great film !

Perkins...the Uncanny

"Zombies, man. Creep me out..."

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Ha, I thought of one

-If your bed ridden with some sort of spinal injury, it is very typical to be able to climb out of bed and run around the house

Why are you reading my signature?

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Slippy?

The real trick to life is not to be in the know, but to be in the mystery. -Fred Alan Wolf

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Yeah, slippy. Like 'grippy' but the opposite.

Perkins...the Uncanny
"Zombies, man. Creep me out..."

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All right, great post. The poem is awesome.

" wants me to tell him something pretty... "

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