So What Was In Shelly's Box?


Remember that weird scene in the beginning, where Shelly is in the van holding some little box, peeking into it under the lid, and someone asks him what's in it, and he creepily says, "You'll see", like it was going to be a really important reveal in the movie...?

So what happened to that? They never came back to that plot point. So what the hell was in that box?

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I'm going to take a guess and say it was most likely the hockey mask.

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The head of Gwyneth Paltrow.

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What's in the booooooooox?

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the script for part IV

"I'm mad as Hell and I'm not going to take this anymore"

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more gags

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^ I agree. "You'll see" was a reference to his trickery.

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perhaps some prophylactics as well? LOL

Shelly seems like a very caring fellow

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His whole world.

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Beat me to it! Apparently it contained a transparent mask, retractable joke knife, meat cleaver hair piece, juggling balls, wetsuit, speargun and hockey mask. His "whole world".

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His porn stash?

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Gore makeup

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Prosthetic penis that he would wear with his tight jeans to impress Vera. Sad, maybe if he had a picture of it in his wallet she'd would have come running for that Hebrew national, instead of zoning out on the dock to her $hitty boyfriend back home who was treating her like dirt.

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