Hammock Sex?


Is it worth trying?

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Oh, yeah! Just make sure it's on the ground floor...

... and that the hammock is securely fastened to the wall/ceiling.

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I tried it once but it didn't end well.

I was on the second floor and the hammock broke. I hit the floor and went straight through it and landed on the bathtub beneath and then that shattered to pieces and I went through another floor and landed on a coffee table.

I don't fit into an ambulance so they had to find a crane to pick me up and carry my by tractor to the ER but once there I broke every gurney they put me on.

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I tried it once too and I landed on table which broke and then I went through 3 floors and two bathtubes and finally landed in my neighbour's pool which broke too.

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I tried it once but it didn't end well.

I was on the second floor and the hammock broke. I hit the floor and went straight through it and landed on the bathtub beneath and then that shattered to pieces and I went through another floor and landed on a coffee table.

I don't fit into an ambulance so they had to find a crane to pick me up and carry my by tractor to the ER but once there I broke every gurney they put me on.

LOL! That's the funniest thing I've heard in a long while.

1, 2 Freddy's coming for you. 3, 4 better lock your door.

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eh, worse than a clown car

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I don't know, but I would have tried it on a bed of nails if Debbie asked me to. She was always my favorite Friday girl along with Megan from part 6.

Don't call it a comeback. I've been here for years.

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I would had take all 3 of them in the hammock, bed or the floor..

Always remember...Don't be a sucker.

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I can't argue with that.

Don't call it a comeback. I've been here for years.

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More comfy than the back seat of your parents 78 ford pinto I'll tell you that much

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you old dawg you!

Helluva lot better than a cemetery I suppose

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What?? I was 14 and messing around with my neighbors 16 year old daughter.

Only place we wouldn't get caught was in that old pinto that sat for years on my parents property

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Ever see Phantasm? LOL (cemetery reference)

That reminds me of being 14 at the beach with my family, and they were so pissed this 17 year old girl wanted me to "take a walk with her on the beach"

I did - no regrets of course.

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I was 16 & messing around with the neighbor's daughter who was 13 - She looked like Debi Sue Voorhees including the big boobs...Why why did I feck it up this relationship...

Always remember...Don't be a sucker.

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I knew a girl in high school who was a year older than me and had the nicest rack I've ever seen in this lifetime. Unfortunately she had them both removed at 18, imagine a 5 foot 1 dark haired girl with G cups. Tore her back up

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I knew a girl in highschool who did that too, same height & blondish like Lucy from Dallas...She got pissed at every guy at school for staring at her new small boobs, I told her off, ''what did U expect? big boobs two weeks ago & now small boobs''..

Always remember...Don't be a sucker.

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Your 16 year old neighbor had a daughter and you were fooling around with her? *insert rimshot*

Don't call it a comeback. I've been here for years.

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whoops! That did not come out right

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Lol, I knew what you meant. Just busting your chops.

Don't call it a comeback. I've been here for years.

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As long as it's not a net.

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