What kind of anti-American unpatriotic commie bastard is the sheriff?
"You know wearing that flag on that jacket, looking the way you do, you're asking for trouble around here, friend."
Is that some kind of general slight on the patriotism of people living near ultra-liberal Portland in general, or is this guy just some special breed of America-hating pu$$y?
He's wearing THAT FLAG and THOSE FATIGUES because he's a goddamned soldier who fought for this country, which is more than I can say for your overpaid pompous fat ass, you stinking crypto-fascist commie douchebag. How about some f@cking respect for our honored soldiers, you little c0cks@cking prick?
And yes, of course, I'm entirely kidding. But really, what kind of thing is that to say to a vet? Come on!
I want the doctor to take your picture so I can look at you from inside as well.