on a first date with a gal, you ask her at the end of dinner if she wants to go back to your place & she says: 'not a chance'. gotta say: if you yell it in response in the middle of the cafe and add the intense pointy finger gestures, not very appropriate.
Key to winning baseball games? Pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers.-Earl Weaver
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great time!
today's special: shrimp ceviche!
How about your boss tells you you're fired and you yell at him, "Nothing is over! Nothing!"
"You want me to roll 6,000 of these!? What? Should I quit my job!?" George Costanza, Seinfeld
a waitress asks if you want to box up your meal.
nothing is over!!!!!!!!!!! nothing!!!!!!!!!
today's special: shrimp ceviche!
The final movie of The Lord of the Rings trilogy (director's cut) finally ends and the credits begin to roll. You stand up in the crowded cinema...
NOTHING IS OVER!!!! NOTHING!!!!
YOU JUST DON'T TURN IT OFF!!!!
when baking sugar cookies & someone asks if they are ready yet...
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The final movie of The Lord of the Rings trilogy (director's cut) finally ends and the credits begin to roll. You stand up in the crowded cinema...
NOTHING IS OVER!!!! NOTHING!!!!
YOU JUST DON'T TURN IT OFF!!!!
The circulation of confidence is better than the circulation of money.-James Madison
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when someone knocks on your bathroom stall when you're on the toilet.
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Good call. That's where I was headed.
I was personally going to say when you look down and see two pea sized nuggets, but in any event.
when you're confessing to the police about a crime without a lawyer present.
'The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.'-Al McGuire β
You order the Bacon, Egg and Cheese McGriddle combo only to be told breakfast has been over for 20 minutes
"NOTHING IS OVER! NOTHING!!!! YOU JUST DON'T TURN IT OFF!"
The circulation of confidence is better than the circulation of money.-James Madison
the imdb boards are not over!
"You have to live life to its full chorizo!"-Mario Bataliπ
During your grandmother's eulogy.
sharewhen you're at some soul draining corp. talk, and you think the guy is finally done blabbing...and he adds after a long...pause...:'just one more thing.'
The circulation of confidence is better than the circulation of money.-James Madison
When you're told your evil grandma is coming OVER.
NOTHING IS OVER!! NOTHING!!
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Welcome to the middle of nowhere--the center of everywhere.
When your parents, who you thought were out of town for the weekend, come home and announce to everyone at the kegger you're throwing that the party's over.
NOTHING IS OVER! NOTHING!!!
When you sue cops for excessive force on your stuffed teddy bear during a raid and your case is thrown out of court.
NOTHING IS OVER! NOTHING!!
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Welcome to the middle of nowhere--the center of everywhere.
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When you're watching The Return of the King.
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Welcome to the middle of nowhere - the center of everywhere.
When an armed robber comes into the gas station you're working at and during the ensuing scuffle the chip rack gets knocked over.
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