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THINGS I LEARNED FROM WATCHING CAT PEOPLE


1. people left out in the wilderness with a black panther, would just sit down and think about things and wait to be eaten, rather than simply walking or running away. 2. If you leave people alone in the desert with panthers on enough occasions you could eventually create a race of panther/human hybrids! (remember your basic high school biology? Well it makes pretty good sense!) 3. The keeper in charge of cleaning the big cat enclosure at the New Orleans zoo is mentally retarded. (this guy should have just used a rubber mousy for all the good it did him!). 4. clothes tend to dematerialize when they're on the body of a male black panther (mabey Mr. Scott was trying to help out in some way?) i.e. the scene where John Hurt encounters malcolm Mcdowell in mid-change in Malcolm's bedroom. (Malcolm was later to play Dr. Sorin don't forget) 5. Human hands are usually last to be digested in leopard stomachs. 6. Motels have a prostitute service for their guests (Hi room service? Uh bacon and eggs and.....uh...mabey a buxum red head if you got one? A brunette? That's fine thanks.) 7. And male zoo goers are going to get a big thrill one of these days when a nude natasha kinski is found standing in the leopard enclosure!

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Nice try bro...

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No, not really. Painfully obvious (and not in the "wit is nature to advantage dress'd/What oft was thought, but ne're so well expressed" way, but, instead, in the dullard way).

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