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What was the real draw of this film?


Personally I like this movie. It is a reminder that not all bad movies need to be put in a rocket and lauched ito the vastness of space. I know that the movie is real thin on plot, some of the acting is well, just real bad. The reason I liked it as a kid was cuase I liked the sword fights and such. But now I like it for its limited effects. So many films look like the actors showed up to have there bodies feed into a computer where they spit out a movie it is good to see some good ole fight scenes. Plenty of T&A tease in this flick and the animals make the hero seem heroic. The cast did very well all things considered and the final fight was good for the time.

By no means a great and barely counting as a good movie in my book. But it was a fun story and not nearly as dark as other films like this.

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I agree this movie is very cool. I actually grew up watching it. I was 2 when it first came out, but i can remember watching it on TV whenever it came on. As for dark...I think this movie is very dark. Between the force-fed psychotic spiked gorilla men that destroyed everything in sight, those freaky bat people that turned you into goo, and the towering pyramid of fire for sacrificing children this can be a pretty dark movie.

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I also think this film is pretty cool. I loved it when I was little and that love has carried over into my 20's. Don't get me wrong, it's pretty cheesy but enjoyable.
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i'm a die hard fan of the beastmaster...i still remember when i was a child
me and brother watch this all the time when we were kids!!! via betamax
it would be nice if i can purchase the dvd of the beastmaster and watch it again
to reminisce my childhood..i also loved the animal specially kodo and podo


Don't kill me, Mike. I'm basically a good kid.

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I hated it when Podo (I think it was Podo) that died.

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Beastmaster is the greatest movie of all time. It shows you don't need no *beep*' tons of CG, *beep*' LOTR. All you need is a good plot, creativity, mood, music, and film making talent. Coscarelli and Pepperman has it all. And check out that cinematography by John Alcott. The same guy who received an Oscar for Barry Lyndon by Kubrick. The greatest film scene of all time is when Dar runs back to his ruined village, the eagle sits on a pole and Dar looks up at him. Check out that cinematography.

This is the real dark-fantasy movie. LOTR is nowhere to it at all. *beep* LOTR. This is the real deal. Check out that score by Lee Holdridge. Features one of the greatest film themes in history. Look at those creatures they made. Coscarelli & Pepperman has some creativity, eh? Not like *beep*' Peter Jackson. Beastmaster is the result of perfect production design. Hey Jackson you should checked out this movie first before you started to work on LOTR.

Just imagine what film could be LOTR if Coscarelli & Pepperman have made it. In cooperation with Lee Holdridge and the production designer of Beastmaster. That would be the movie that Tolkien's epic saga deserves, not this *beep* made-for-money LOTR they made. They didn't make Beastmaster for money. They wanted to do a great movie, mostly for kids. They made it! I was 6 when I first saw it and I can't get enough of it.

I love Beastmaster. This is the greatest movie of all time. Dar is the greatest hero on screen (besides Luke Skywalker from SW ep5). Tanya Robert is the hottest female ever displayed on *beep*' motion picture. Check out those characters in it. The priests, the witches, the birdmen, death-guards. Perfect production design. I love the animals. This film has beautiful animals. I love the way Dar lives. Out on the wasteland. Like a *beep*' nomad.

Everyone who wants to make a movie should check out Beastmaster. They would learn a lot from it. This is how a movie must be made.

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Yes, on reflection the Beastmaster probably IS the greatest movie - certainly of the 20th Century, but maybe it'll be bettered in the 21st?

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You think LOTR is rubbish? What are you... three years old and retarded?

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I too watched this as a kid, I was 4 when it came out though, I just showed it to my 7 year old b/c that's around the age I watched it (I covered his eyes for the T&A parts) but I loved how the animals in this movie seemed so well trained.

No CGI, a real frickin tiger! Kissing ferrets, and I just laughed at the thought of a mighty warrior holding ferrets! haha.

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I totally forgot about this movie but I was 2 when it came out too. I remember liking the hell out of it...I'm adding it to my Netflix queue right now!

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I have to admit this movie is one of my very favorites. I saw it in the theater, it was my first VHS recording off of HBO, and I can practically quote it from beginning to end. The acting is hideous, and there are so many continuity problems that I can't begin to name them all - but no one looked as good as Marc Singer did in that loincloth, with those muscles! And the music is fantastic. Long live the Beastmaster!


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I always thought it was Tonya's boobs.

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Singer looks so much better than roid-boy Arnold, narural and cut like a diamond. I'm usually more into the animals, but the scenes of Singer swinging logs and swords on the plateau are tops.

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i normally wouldn't throw my 2 cents in, but this is a damn fine movie... it's a fantasy, who cares if the acting isn't Gone With the Wind... all of the characters in Beastmaster are good, they feel right... and the movie spins a good tale, it's an enjoyable story from beginning to end... dark? hell yes... any story that begins with savage butchery of innocent people isn't gonna be a dance party...

the user comment said "I get the feeling that those behind the making of this film were interested mainly in providing the audience with an entertaining escape for the length of the film"

and what's wrong with that? we call it "telling a story" -- it's an ancient art form that too many in Hollywood seem to screw up... i'd name names, but i'd never work in this town again lol...

compared with the really bad movies produced in the last 40 or 50 years, even if we only count the SciFi or fantasy flicks, Beastmaster is a good solid "good movie" in my opinion... is it great? does it offer cosmic significance, or the key to life, or deep insights into anything? nope on all counts...
but i'll take it anyday over the pretentious crap that Hollywood squeezes out on a regular basis... you know, the stuff with great effects, high concepts and higher budgets, big name stars, total lack of imagination, predictability up the ying-yang, and boring boring stupid stories put together by "professionals" who think they're the "big big storytellers" -- but who are often just high-priced rip-off artists

Beastmaster delivers

(and the fact that Tanya Roberts isn't hard on the eyes ain't bad either :)

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I remember this was one of my favorite movies as a really young kid, in the mid/late 80's, but my cousin was just about obsessed with it for years. I think he finally grew out of it, sometime in the early 90's.

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This movie was a 80's movie, you watch it now and it screams 80's. Now that said, we can move on. The Beastmaster hasn't held up as well as it could. The sequels and that horrible series show that enough people loved the orignal for Hollywood to squeeze every dime from it they can. I wonder though what happened to Marc Singer? With a cult following from this and the sucess of V I though I would see more of him since this. Also does any one know if the DVD is available? I can't find it.

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I remember watching beastmaster as a kid. I thought it was great. You know
a movie that may even be considered a B movie to a kid is great.
Its like all the martial films, badly dubbed movies? you sure they aren't
just throwing their voice? ;)

Beastmaster, Conan, and the like are some of my favourite movies to watch.

as far as the movie on DVD, I know I've seen it at wal-mart, but you
can also get it at http://www.deepdiscountdvd.com/dvd.cfm?itemID=ABD012015

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Though i liked this movie,its just such an obviously rip-off/clone of John Milius' classic movie and script for "Conan the Barbarian .The plotline is an almost exact duplicate of CONAN's,so was that other dismal knockoff,"The Sword and the Sorcery".

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Sword and The Sorcerer drew in more money than Conan, believe it or not.

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Replying to a 12 year old post to point out the fact that Conan came out in May 1982... and Beastmaster came out in August 1982. So they stole Conan's story and filmed and released it all in 3 months?

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I think the real draw is the incredibly nasty, sadistic villains! Maax says right to King Zed's face about Zed's unborn son, "It must be CUT from its mother! Branded with the sign of Ar! And sacrificed!" while he has this twisted grin on his face. Later on he burns children alive in public! The Witch-Women are gross-looking old hags that magically rip the unborn son out of his mother's concious body and transfer it into a cow, they later kill the cow to slice the son out of it, and then brand the baby! The Jun Hoarde kill everyone in their path and then stick the bodies on spikes like Vlad the Impaler. Slipping weird green leeches into prisoners ears looked horrifically painful with the poor SOB screaming and thrashing around on the slab. The "bat people" are not villains per say, but they are frightening with their feeding method.

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i remember my brother and i watching this movie a lot as a kid. its not the best movie in the world but we loved it!



beastmaster 2 was also good in that really cheesy kinda way. :)

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I think it was Tanya Roberts & Marc Singer. They both looked great in their outfits. I am partial to Tanya Roberts. After Charlie's Angels ended she starred in a great line of B movies. This was the first. I can't think of another PG movie that showed tits(wonderful waterfall scene!) and a beatiful bodies for the whole movie. It was also a good movie and there was good action. Marc Singer was also a favorite of mine ever since I saw him in "V". The ladies like his body and the guys like Tanya's body. Also the animals in the film were cool.

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Tanya Roberts.


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when I look back at it, the movie is pretty good.

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The Junland Horde. The bat tissue sucking people. The heroic ferrets. the crazed masked killers with the green glowing eyes. Guys, this *beep* was cool when I was a kid and it is still cool. Good stuff.

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Saw this movie for the first time last night, and it was great! What's the draw? Pick from the list:

Shirtless Marc Singer
Good animal sidekicks that didn't talk
Scantily-clad Tanya Roberts
Classic (i.e. unoriginal) story - I say, if it's good the first hundred time, it's good EVERY time
Sword-fights and explosions
Secret trap doors and pyramids with pits of fire on top
Barbarian movie stuff: body-part stew, creepy creatures, ridiculous helmets, strange lethal weapons, and human sacrifices
Likeable characters - well, I liked them anyway

Just a good ol' sword and sorcery adventure movie!

I've finally gone daffy.

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