WE'RE OUT OF COFFEE!


AARRGH!
My sister and I are both coffee drinkers and when ever our coffee would get low one of us would say we're out of coffee, then we would both scream

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The passengers were all Episcopalians!

Basil: Don't mention the war. I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it.

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Yeah, that is what ticks the passengers off the most, which is what is so funny about it. Like everything else isn't so bad, like they are off course a million miles or the captain and crew are knocked out, etc.

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"If I've told them once, I've told them a hundred times, STORE EXTRA COFFEE!"

I know the feeling quite well, and I've even uttered this very line on occasion.

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Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop drinking Maxwell House coffee.

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