That Cheating Whore
I'll admit that this thread title may be unfair. However, I caught the middle third of this on tv, up to the scene where 7th Heaven guy somehow punches a window in lieu of his whore wife or that cheater douche with the shoes. Why was she cheating? Was there any justification? To remind herself that she loves him? And she said "it hurts every time I do it." Every time?!? How the freak long was that going on? Were the other men well endowed? I need to know these things! And I saw for a second that the dude was making the move on another chick and I was like "Yeah buddy!" but then he wussed out. Wuss. And then what happened, did he strangle her seasoned-citizen neck on the beach and then cry to get the cop to go away? Smart move. Revenge is a dish best served cold. Maybe the young version of the dude learned that Klingon proverb before he encountered V'ger, and Henry Fonda just had to kill Mrs. The Thin Man. She was solving crimes and drinking while he was running around choking on the grapes of wrath! And then his daughter turned into a Viet Cong commie loving blowhard who made psychedelic softcore 60s porn! She should've drowned instead of Toby!
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