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SUBMIT YOUR FAVORITE LINES from Student Bodies!

posted 19 years ago by TequilaMockingbird63
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What are some of the most memorable lines you LOVED from Student Bodies?
My friends and I saw this when it came out in 1981 at a DRIVE IN MOVIE THEATER!! Still quote (and love) film after all these years!

(as blind student loses handycap parking space)
Beauty Queen: "Great physical beauty can be a handicap too".

(as students run off to go have sex)
Hardy: "Maybe he had to go to the Bathroom or something"?

VanDyke: "It sounded like you were speaking through a rubber chicken".

Breather: "I'd like to kill the kid with the GUM!"

[–] TequilaMockingbird63 19 years ago

HOLD STILL WHILE I KILL YOU!

[–] MissJibbie 18 years ago

My favorite line is:

Breather: "Oh, these stairs! I hope I don't die first!"

[–] TequilaMockingbird63 19 years ago

"If we make an exception for the dead we have to make an exception for everyone!"

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[–] tomcastlebury 19 years ago

from the breather, watching the girls in the shower, "I'm taking it out of my pants and doing what my mommy told me not to!"

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[–] telepinus1525 19 years ago

Malvert: "Malvert never gets picked!"
and "Malvert p*** red!"
(Don't tell me you didn't laugh at that one.)

[–] Jex_Russell 19 years ago

School Psychiatrist: "Please, don't be so formal...call me Daddy"
or
Shop Teacher: "Talking? During horse-head book-ends?"

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[–] wicked_one 19 years ago

When Julie answers the phone:

Breather: Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah *click*
*telephone rings*
Breather: I said, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!

[–] revbenn9 19 years ago

"I said his keys NOT his cheese"

[–] seriousshirley 18 years ago

That's what I was going to say. Love that line.

[–] homer424 17 years ago

Horsehead bookends-LOL That is hilarious, I forgot all about that one.

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[–] madison_phx 19 years ago

Must.. make.. horse head... bookends!

[–] soul_of_m3taL 19 years ago

My Favorite Line Out Of The Whole Movie Would Have To Be...ummm

Breather:Click
Gym Teacher(i think): Did You Just Hang Up On Me?
Breather: No, I Just Said Click.

I know it sounds stupid but im a 16 year old girl and i am easily amused.
Me,My Brother And My Friend joke About that line all the time.This movie is soo stupid that its funny.God I Need A LIFE!

[–] insomniac_rod 19 years ago

I can't remember the lines exactly! but I'll do my best.

-Patti: being beautiful is also a handicap (after the invalid guy discuss with the black blind guy about their handicaps).
-The Breather: I'm talking through a rubber chicken.
-The whole dialogue where the nurse talk about dead people's erections, farts, etc.

I really need the movie's script! I love it.

"Hate is baggage, life's too short to be pissed off all the time".

[–] TequilaMockingbird63 19 years ago

ACTUALLY Julie says "Great Physical Beauty can be a handycap too"
not that i'm being a nit picker =)

To succeed the prime ingredient is CONFIDENCE. Make it Happen!

[–] TequilaMockingbird63 19 years ago

soul_of_m3taL Don't worry you're not stupid this movie IS FUNNY!

[–] bigjay10 18 years ago

No it dosent sound stupid me n my bro makes fun of dat line all da time

[–] hannibal242 19 years ago

"talking???????? During.....horsehead bookends???"

"yes toby! all of these years I have been secretly naked under my clothes!"

"Get that tambourine off your head!"

"don't let them give you a lobotomy like they did Jack Nicholson. That would really screw you up."

"I said his keys, not his cheese!"

more i am sure, but these are all that I can think of. I love this movie. It is so awful that it's wonderful.

[–] mausermike63 19 years ago

"Ever since the accident, Malvert sometimes pees red!"-Malvert the Stick.

[–] killerdominos 19 years ago

The Breather: "Yoohoo?! Gonna give ya horsehead!"

[–] spotzkw 19 years ago

The Breather when going through the suspects: "Nurse Krud and Miss Van Dyke. What's in a name? Everything!"

"Who said that? Was it you, Miss Shouldn't Be In the Class Anyway?"

screaming "Eggplant!"

And the click, did you hang up, no I just said click - and the talking through a rubber chicken.

And of course: "_____ get(s) me hot."

[–] CLASSYSOB 19 years ago

CHICKEN....BROKEN.

I ACTUALLY BORROWED MONEY FROM MY FATHER WHEN I WAS A KID TO BUY SOME HORSEHEAD BOOKENDS AT A GARAGE SALE. I STILL HAVE THEM.

[–] TequilaMockingbird63 19 years ago

Nurse Krud and Miss Van Dyke....Whats in a name E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G".

TOO FUNNY

[–] Noirkiss_3 16 years ago

CHICKEN....BROKEN.
20 years after the fact and my friends and I still laugh about this line.

When there are two, one betrays-Jean-Pierre Melville

[–] 3yekun 19 years ago

I think this is the movie...

My favorite scene:
Some girl, can't remember her name is in the office.
Or Police station...

And the principal/cop (it was like 2am when i was watching this)
Is like calling her a liar and a violent person.
And she says "I wouldn't even kill a fly"
You hear a fly buzzing and she claps it.
Then at the bottom of the screen it says Kill count 5 and a half (or some number and a half).

Throughout the movie there was a kill count I died laughing when I saw it say 5 and a half..

I hope this is the same movie...

[–] Xander007 19 years ago

You don't need your family. You don't need your friends. As long as you have horsehead bookends. Talking? During horsehead bookends? You, the girl, what do we have here Miss shouldn't be in the class anyway?
Why, it's a horsehead bookend, Mr. Dumpkin.
You sanded and everything. I couldn't have done a better job myself.
That's what I was thinking.
SUSPECT!!!!

The best exchange in movie history

The big parade. The big game. And now 6 big deaths.

[–] au_law2001 18 years ago

The principal: Those who haven't been in jail you may go home. Those who don't have any criminal records you may go. Those who have been arrested you may go. And those whose parents have the same sex, you may go.(Malvert leaves)

The principal: Wanna see the only trophy this school has won?

Ms. Van Dyke: We're teachers, we can do whatever we want.
Student: Teachers suck!
Ms. Van Dyke: This years prom queen, Principal Peters.(everyone boos)

Beauty Queen: You have my crown, I am prom queen afterall!(killing effects sound like war planes and train wrecks)

Opposing team member: I'm bad, I'm bad, hey bro what's up? I'm bad, whoop!

The Breather: hhhuhhh hhhuhhhh We are experiencing technical difficulties beyond our control, not! It's me the Breather, who do you think I am?