Pedophile Raider of A Child's Lost Innocence
Raiders of the Lost Ark is the emotionally harrowing saga of a predatory child molester who comes back into his victim's life ten years later to reassert his dominance over her. He terrorizes her into submission by burning down her home, nearly getting her killed in a car accident, forcing her into bondage gear without her consent, cuckolding her out to his professional colleagues and into prostitution, tearing her clothes apart and then guilting her into sex by claiming he's the one who's been hurt.
Someone needs to do a "Sundance Film Festival"-style trailer for Raiders highlighting the dark and perverse sexuality of the movie.
"Pretentious" is a three-syllable word for any thought too big for little minds.