Things I learned watching OnGoldenPond
Things I learned watching On Golden Pond
1) Chelsea runs Los Angeles
2) Billy Ray Jr. never read Treasure Island or
A Tale of Two Cities
3) Their Chris Craft was named the "Thayer IV"
4) Their canoe was called " Gertrude "
5) Charlie the Mailman's boat was named " Mariah "
6) 13 yr. olds in California cruise chicks and suck face
7) 10 lb. trout are called "Walter", and remind Norman of Ethels
brother cause they are "fat , lazy and ugly"
8) The rocks in Purgatory Cove eat boats
knocking..........
Norman : "theres someone at the door........."
Ethel: "it's me you old poop."