i could eat a baby's butt through a park bench

The movie wasn't the greatest, but it had a lot of really great lines, many of which I often try to incorporate into daily usage.



'There's a small spaghetti and wine dealership there. Next to the Singer Sewing Centre.'

'We're waiting, or do I have to pound it out of you?'

'How many stiff nips did you check out at the office today?'

'We'll get your jacket later. You just take me to...the swamp.'

'Did she drop it, or did you psychically will it to fall?'

'Yeah, I'm kidding. I stay up all night so I can wank my crank on the phone.'

'Earl, want some of your daughter's panties? They come in four flavours. Banana, peach, mint, and, of course, CHERRY!'

'Now you take back that cup you keep switching, Earl, or it'll be pump city!'

'Not to worry, I know a gypsy in the city does cheap bodywork.'

'I hear you got a whore in there.'

'You the bastard that mouthed off to my dad last night?'

'How would you like your nuts nailed to your forehead, huh?'

'Hey. Leave that wart-head alone. Come on, we got cesspools to suck.'