'Eyebrow Royalty...'
At the risk of self-congratulation, I must say this was my personal favorite of all my posts. And yet, imdb erases old, neglected threads after a while : (
YET THEY CANNOT ERASE IT FROM MY HARD DRIVE!
Winning!
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Mayer: Joan, my Joan. You're in a position to do me a favor that will be as big a favor for you as it is for me.
Joan: You don't have to ask! You only have to tell me.
Mayer: Good. I want you to leave Metro.
Joan: Leave Metro? Leave Metro??
Mayer: Your eyebrows one after another are losing money. Theater owners voted them "Box Office Poison". Still, for years I've paid no attention. You know me, Joan. I don't give up so easily.
Joan: It's the makeup, L.B. Bad pencils, bad tweezers - -
Mayer: Bad with you, good with others.
Joan: No, listen to me L.B. I have been BEGGING YOU... begging you for a good eyebrow pencil . Now you've always given me my share of bad pencils because you knew I'd make them work. Well, I can't keep doing it, L.B.!
Mayer: Listen with your ears and not with your eyebrows. With me, feeling is more important than eyebrows. You're a great star! You're eyebrow royalty! But styles change. They'll leave. We had 'creative differences'. Other studios will think they're smarter than L.B., they'll try to finesse me. You'll be offered two, three, four new sets of eyebrows. You may even get a waxing!
Joan: Will you be sorry then?
Mayer: I'm sorry now. But here there's no feeling, no hope. New faces, new eyebrows, breath of fresh air. Who knows? Don't do this to yourself.
Joan: I'll have my maid and studio people clear out my eyebrows. I've got a lot of pairs to collect.
Mayer: It's done, Joan. They've packed your eyebrows, they're loading your car.
Joan: You mean everybody already knows?
Louis B. Mayer: That we parted friends because we didn't agree on eyebrows.
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Joan: Will you walk us to my car?
[Mayer doesn't answer]
Joan Crawford: "Eyebrow Royalty".
[walks out alone]