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Things I learned by watching first 15 mins of Hell of the Living Dead

posted 12 years ago by LunchTruckProductions
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1. When trying to show someone that there is a problem. Say "The needle is going off the charts" then proceed to turn up the gauge as far as you can to make the needle do what you want it to do.

2. When making a zombie film. Just take the entire soundtrack from Dawn of the Dead. It's okay. No one will care.

3. If you name a science project "operation sweet death" the odds are not good when it fails.

4. The broads are naked and wild in New Guinea

5. To make people look less-foreign, just paint their faces purple. It will look natural.

6 The swat team will not shoot to kill on sight. Instead they will say things like "hold it right there, and drop your gun." After that the super secret swat guy behind the perp will come up behind the bad guy and slit his throat.

"I like the taste of flavor" Me

[–] MikePaul854 11 years ago

7) All sexy female journalists just happens to pack a grass thong and face paint when they go on scene.

8) Continue to pump and waste rounds of ammunition into all parts of a zombie's body even after you know that a single head shot is the only way to put them down permanently.

[–] Klein_Returns 11 years ago

LOL!!!

[–] JusticeInvestigator 11 years ago

9) If you are not sure how to link two scenes (perhaps you got distracted?), then just stick in some random, stock animal photography.

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"You haven't got a clue have you.
But you will do - if you watch for thirty minutes!"

[–] JusticeInvestigator 11 years ago

10) As with many zombie attacks, you can always assume that zombies prefer not to use lifts. When the doors open, ALWAYS make sure that you have your back to them and be as close as possible.

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"You haven't got a clue have you.
But you will do - if you watch for thirty minutes!"

[–] Hateful8 10 years ago

bump

[–] bcampfield 9 years ago

A SWAT team will have two members who act like buffoons

[–] gasmaskproductionsbooks 9 years ago

-If you come across any ancient graves, it's perfectly fine to take a leak purposely on them.

-"Buildings have people in 'em".

-Chemical factories and hydroelectric dams are the exact same thing.

-Modern mothers are always taking their children to New Guinea.

-When your cameraman is filming you for a news documentary, it's always professional to make childish faces at the lens and waste the limited amount of film. It's also professional to waste film on recording a woman filling up a canteen.

-When going to get footage for a very important report, bringing only a single super 8 home movie camera is the best way to do it.

-Zantoro is the only remotely intelligent guy in the whole film.

"The 21st century is all flash but no substance." ~ Smog City

[–] Perkins_the_Uncanny 8 years ago

11 New Guinea contains all the world's animal population, but strangely grainy; giraffes, tigers, capucine monkeys, penguins... and is that a laughing Kukuburra I hear? I think I spelt that wrong.