WTH?


Has ANYONE who was involved in the making of this steaming pile of crap ever actually BEEN inside a real hospital? Jesus! And had Susan ever been to a REAL examination? Anyone would no that there was NOTHING normal about the exam she was being given.

What a horrible, horrible movie. And as a side note, were there no overhead lights in this "hospital" or is EVERYTHING lit by table lamps?

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I honestly believe the director of this movie was mentally retarded.

Awful, silly, ridiculous.

I can enjoy a fun 80's slasher flick more than the next person, but there's no fun in this mentally incompetent trash.



"See it with someone you love...Go by yourself"

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This was the thread that I was looking for.



I`m sorry for my lack of manners, but I`m not used to escorting men.

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That's what pornos are for.


"That's like putting your whole mouth right in The Dip!" - Seinfeld

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Yeah, this is the thread I was looking for too!

What the *beep* kind of hospital is this?? "Sorry ma'am, I can only take your blood pressure if you are disrobed. Meanwhile, please examine this huge syringe I'm about to plunge into your arm. And pay no attention to the man murdering nurses in the hallway."

While we're on the subject, what the hell is up with Barbi Benton's areola?

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You said it! Seriously! What the heck is up with this hospital? I don't know if the director intended this to be funny, but I think I laughed harder at this "horror" than any recent comedy I have seen.

A hospital with mental patients roaming the halls, Sloppy Joe sandwiches and bottles of Jeager in-hand, crazy spoon-playing and bead-clenching insulting old bitties creeping about, and scary molesting doctors who hold you there against your will....I would have looked for another medical facility about 15 minutes into the movie.

This should be made into a musical where people can yell things and throw tongue depressors, nipple pasties, empty Marlboro packs and band-aids at the screen like Rocky Horror.

That being said, I made it to the end and think I need to buy it for my collection.

I imagine a remake would most likely star Tara Reid.



"Ok, I don't have any Halston dresses, idiot. It's not 1979!"

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If Paris Hilton can be in Repo The Genetic Opera, Tara Reid can be in the musical remake of this.

There's a TVtropes article called "Daylight Horror" that explains why this movie would have been scarier with all the lights on.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DaylightHorror

There ya go, future film makers! Try to make a scary movie, not an unrealistic movie with some tits!

"That's like putting your whole mouth right in The Dip!" - Seinfeld

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Don't forget everything being done in slow motion, the heavy breathing killer that sounds like he's gasping for air, and the silly scene where Susan hides and the killer looks straight ahead but doesn't see her or her legs underneath the screen 

This movie was such a hoot, but yet so mindbogglingly stupid that I wasn't sure how to rate it. It did make me laugh at the absurdity though and Barbi Benton was a delight to look at, so it ain't all bad 

I don't think so, Tim.

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I agree, I was laughing like crazy throughout this film it was so absurd and illogical. The biggest laugh is when she walks into a room with three guys in bandages strapped up and they all move around and making noises like they were in a Monty Python skit.

It would have worked if the whole film was a nightmare she was having...that would be the only explanation for this fantasy world she was in.

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