100 things I learned from Quest for Fire
1) Smoke will attract the good guys from miles around, but the bad guys don't realize that smoke means fire.
2) You can appease an angry Mastodon by offering him a fist full of the grass he's standing on.
3) Fat cave chicks stay at camp while the thin one spends all her time at large.
4) You're safe if you can run out of an attacking bear's cave, they're agoraphobic.