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"You know, if you put enough sugar in this stuff, it tastes just like ginger ale"

I swear I have tears in my eyes from laughing sometimes.

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"On anyone else I swear, this savoir faire would be such a waste!"



"I will not go down in history as the greatest mass-murderer since Adolf Hitler!" - Merkin Muffley

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"Hey, how're you guys fixing to pay?"
"What're our choices?"
"A. Credit card, B. cash, C. sneak out in the middle of the night."
"We'll take C."
"VEERRRY popular choice."

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"Ayeeeee!"

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Piggy: I'm trying to play 800 different emotions.
Kermit: Yeah, well trying playing one of them right!

Plus

Kermit: You're wearing my moustache.
Piggy: Yeah, well...you have mesh marks on your face!

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