He is NOT A NINJA!


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Franco may only be a ninja in the movie, but he fought well, like a ninja!

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Franco Nero didn't do any fighting. He was doubled by Mike Stone (the brother of Sharon Stone who is a martial artist who would later be seen in American Ninja 2 as the ninja opposite Michael Dudikoff).

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i hate to tell you all this but
Stallone is not a real war hero and hes not really a champion boxer
Schwarzenegger is not really a robot Terminator and
Eddie Murphy is not a Beverly Hills Cop
Franco Nero plays a fictional character in a fictional film no hes not a real ninja hes acting why are you confused this is a great film i watched it when it was released and i still watch it no the acting is not great but its a thrilling entertaining movie that you love or hate
please take it as it is

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I love how much it sucks






MR. PARKER!!!!!
(slaps dumpy German guy)

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You said it. El Sucko Extremo.

"Focus should be on the art of film, not on the business of film."
-Winona Ryder

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LOL.. i laugh at Mr. Venarius through the entire movie. He is borderline flamboyant and just makes the movie!!

"Mr. Parker, where is my Ninja!! I want him now.....RIGHT NOW!!!"

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No, that was a line from the movie. In the beginning part after the guy finishes and they all sit around the table to drink, Shô Kosugi says "I will not drink...he is not a ninja!"

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I know lol!

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Whoa whoa WHOA! Let's hold on here a second.....Do you mean to tell me that Franco Nero is NOT a real certified Ninja? But I WATCHED him get the sacred scroll with all the ninja wisdom stuff on it! This movie WAS a documentary, was it not? As I recall, it chronicled the long suffering trials of an American enrolling in the Tokyo City Community College Certified Ninja Assistant program and then traveling to some obscure South American city in which he could learn to use his powers for good....while also playing the part of an AA sponsor to his alcoholic buddy. And you say he isn't a ninja. Do some research before you go making preposterous comments.

"We're on the dark stretch of the road now."-
Graffiti on a passing box car.

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Ninja or not, you'd better drink with him. He killed the last guy who didn't.

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HILARIOUS RESPONSE KungFuVooDoo! RIGHT ON! You can e-mail me anytime with more funny stuff at [email protected]. STAY SHARP!

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