Venarius Industries Job Application

Thank you for your interest in Venarius Industries! We are always looking for talented individuals to help carry out our missions and support our goals. Please take a moment to answer the following questions so that we may best determine your fit in our organization:

1. Sex
___ male
___ female

2. Previous work experience (check all that apply)
___ dock worker ___ ship worker ____ unskilled laborer
___ accounting ___ general criminal activities
___ synchronized swimming (women only)

3. Skills (check all the apply)
___ general knife use ___ Karate training (1 hour max)
___ Oracle V2 ___ sychophantic laughing
___ English as a second language ___ British accent

4. Do you shave...
___ daily ___ weekly ___ never

5. Do you own a white suit?
___ yes ___ no

6. Are you easily knocked unconscious?
___ yes ___ no

7. When confronted by a hostile enemy, will you...
___ laugh at him, allowing him to attack first
___ fire your weapon or throw a punch without aiming
___ not notice him and allow your neck to be broken

Thank you for your time! We'll likely be in touch soon as turnover is a constant problem here at Venarius Industries!