Paul never forgets his wallet..
Muggers make plans before breaking in your home like they are breaking into the white house.
When orderly's tell you they will give you 3 mins before they ring the alarm, they really mean 3 seconds..
When you get mugged for your wallet, it may be a good idea to deal with the situation immediately rather than ignore it. And that includes warning your housekeeper that the punks could be paying a visit, since they have your address.
"It's not that tough being a film cricket."
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That the tourist wife had no fashion sense. Her husband's outfit was at least half a dozen years out of date.
shareBad guys always act as if they are getting electrocuted, when Kersey shoots them!
James?
I think it may be time to go home
take me round the world one more time
Why not!
Bad guys dress like clowns and act like cartoons
Paul’s archictectual skills are as impressive as Mike Brady’s
Rapist gang bangers have professional courtesy that is they don't rape in front of others they take their victims to the bedroom like gentlemen.
shareWill Ferrell has a older brother who played the role of Nirvana
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