What is best in life?


The open steppe, fleet horse, falcon at your breast and the wind in your hair?

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women?

Safe in the knowledge that you will never be as cool as this man?


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To sit at home, play video games and live on welfare while other people work.

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Very true Bernie supporters.

Socialism : The Future Is Clear, Its The Past That Is Always in Motion

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To sit at home, play video games and live on welfare while other people work.

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When Trump becomes president, say good-bye to your freeloading days, you socialist loser! He's going to deport all the illegals, give back Americans back jobs and you're going to have to pay your own way, and that includes college and health care.

TRUMP 2016!!!!!!!!!!

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I never got how the correct answer was chosen. Was it like Family Feud?

"Survey says...ding ding ding Conan wins again!"

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I never got how the correct answer was chosen.


Before the Wise Old War Master asked the question, he already knew the best answer from his decades of experience with life. He wasn't "choosing" an answer so much as he was merely testing his soldiers to see who was smart enough to repeat to him information that he already knew.

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"Hot water, good dentishtry, and shoft lavatory paper"

Cohen the Barbarbaian

https://discworld.fandom.com/wiki/Cohen

Couldn't resist :)

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