Took Me Back

to my days in seminary. Of course, it was sillier than reality cuz no 'sane' confessor would ever get in such a fix, but fun in a twisted way. The Act of Contrition was different than I have ever heard, but writer was entitled to make it his own. Hope the pope's seen this to add to his pleasanter dreams.

"What is the sound an imploding pimp makes?"
Alonso Semple McFlondheim