Funniest bit I remember
A confrontation between the Captain and the Colonel.
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She couldn't stand it any more and came to ask the Colonel just why she was always getting passed over for promotion.
[Col Fielding:] Do you remember the Christmas when you were working at the Pentagon and General "Smith" asked you to send a complimentary turkey to Division Headquarters? You got it backwards and sent the 61st Armored Division to Turkey for Christmas!
[Capt Lewis:] If I could, I'd apologize personally to each and every one of those boys.
[Col Fielding:] Well, you can start with me!
[Assistant knocks and enters]
[Assistant:] Sir, General "Arkwright" for you on line 1.
[Col Fielding:] Thank you. [grabs phone] Mirahaba, Pasha! [Continues in Turkish until Capt Lewis gives up and exits.] [Fade Out]
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