Kevin is cute!

"...I'd better invite Theresa Kelly before the food goes cold. So came right up to the phone, and picked it up, right? Dialed the number. I won't actually tell you what the number was, 'cause it's not important, and it'd just waste time if we started talking about the telephone and things like that. And she answered, I'd got the number right, and said, "Hello?" I said, "Theresa Kelly? This is Kevin Turvey. Would you like to come over and have supper with me? What we're having is potatoes and gravy and sausages, with nothing on it at all, and then have sex with me afterwards." And she said, "Well, I'd like to, Kevin, but I've just been hit by a bus and I'll be in a coma until Wednesday." It's always happening to her, that. So anyway, I didn't find anything about sex, I'm afraid. I can't really tell you. But I did find out that eating aphrodisiacs makes you violently sick. So anyway, until next week, viewers, don't forget, if there's anything you want investigating, Kevin's here."