'Moss Garcia'?!


Who the hell would name their kid "Moss Garcia" (let alone Jill Taylor)?! That is probably one of the stupidest names I have ever heard. Even Gaylord Focker sounds less idiotic than that!

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is it better then mclovin???

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No way. But Mclovin is better than gaylord focker. And Jill Taylor does not look like a hispanic woman to me, lol! But seriously, that has got to be the stupidest name i have ever heard.

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What's wrong with it? The current fad names like "Brayden" and "Cooper" are much worse.

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As Harry is reading children's names, he also mentions a "Doe Ronaldson." Equally hilarious!

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Answer: Moss Garcia is a hood name for a kid who will one day play in the NFL for the Chiefs or the Raiders or something.

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I don't have anything to add to this thread, other than noting that the name Moss Garcia has always cracked me up. And the way it's repeated like a mantra in Christmas Evil is positively inspired.

Last night I saw it for the first time since high school, and suddenly remembered that severely muttering "Moss Garcia" became a running joke among my circle. I can't hear, say or type the name without snickering a little.

I mean, if your name's Moss Garcia, you've already been dealt a questionable hand in life, but then you also draw the wrath of a pseudo-Santa by expressing a healthy/childish interest in sexuality?

Or maybe it's just the way the actor says the name -- like he can't wait to take a cleaver to the kid, like it's inevitable that this poor dweeb is going to end up getting "something horrible" for Christmas. I can't account for it. It's made twice as funny when accompanied by a brooding close-up of Harry's eyes.

This morning I was shuffling through some papers, and realized I was quietly murmuring "Moss Garcia, Moss Garcia, Moss Garcia" to myself. This movie has infected me with its own unique brand of holiday cheer!

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