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Favourte line from the mst3k episode


Don't leave me hanging "Come on who shot JR" Crow
"I am Pleasence and I am funky" Servo

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It's been a while since I've seen it, so these probably aren't the exact quotes:

"Peek-a-Boo! Peek-a-Boo!"

"An Aztec family Christmas."

"His fortress of Bald-da-tude!"

"Puma Man, he flies like a moron!"

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(Kobra breaks in into the party)
"What kind of a clown is this? I'm not paying for it!"

"To be left alone, the goal of every superhero!"

Puma Man: "Are you one of them?"
Crow: "Me? No I'm jewish."

"You know, if this space aztec puma man religion turns out to be the correct one, I'd be very surprised."


"You keep him in here, and make sure HE dosen't leave!"

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"I hate to be picky, but pumas aren't really known for their flying"

"Help I'm falling at a 45 degree angle thereby breaking the laws of physics!"

"He's basically an old baby"

Sandwich Man anybody?!

"Ha Ha Ha! I mean, you look great"

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"When you want the flavor of bacon in a dip."

"I'm not sensing any danger."

Comb the area, find him, kill him. "Donald's only use for the word comb."

My name is Vidinio."I'm an onion"

"This is a test of the audience's patience."

P.S.- This is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated. - Mitch Hedburg

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I don't remember character names, so bear with me:

Female lead: So the dinosaurs died out because they forgot how to love each other.
Crow: That couldn't be more wrong.

FL:*Gets weird look on face...*
Crow: I'm confused.
FL:*Suddenly smiles*
Crow: Now I'm happy again!

Puma man:*breaks roof with arm*
Crow:Good thing they made their attic out of peanut brittle.

PM:*getting chased by Aztec guy*
Servo:I'm sensing danger!

Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night!

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Mike as bad moustache guy: Aaaah! I'm falling at a sixty degree angle, breaking all the laws of physics! Aaaah!

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Kobras: Sometimes there is more truth in legend than in history.
Mike: And there's more salt in ham than in turkey.

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Mike (as Vadinho) : I kill for fun!

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Pyuma Man! I am ordering you "A fajita, is that ok?" Crow

"Pu-Ma Man When will he find love?" Crow singing

"Back...back...back...It's a homerun!!" Servo

"I am joining your carpool!" Crow

"Say hello to the nice people, Puma man" Mike

Hey Tony!! "It's Gino! I been lookin' for ya, ya mook!" Crow

"I'm gonna tell my boss I'm Puma Man, maybe he'll let me off early." Mike

I get this way when I sense danger "Or when I eat a sack of White Castles" Servo




I've watched it again recently, by far the funniest MST ever.

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Haha, I agree.

"It's an egg! Oh wait, it's Donald Pleasence."

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"I say corn, you say maize, we'll never get along."

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This happens all the time. Someone pushes me out the window, tells me I'm Puma Man, then leave.

Stop holding me by my nipples!

He really IS the Puma Man! He can jump out of a car going three miles per hour!

May the cookie exchange begin.

Don't you just hate it when Aztecs come into your house and make you try on belts?


Aztec Guy: (tosses him the belt) Put it on!
Puma Man: I'll get killed!
Aztec Guy: Put it on!
Crow: And then get killed!

(Puma Man catches the belt)
Servo: There, lower yourself down with that!

Disco Fighting!

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*after bad guy hits the "stone" wall*
"The wall didn't bend, ignore that."

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http://flieslikeamoron.ytmnd.com/

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The Bible; bunch a hooey, it's all aliens and spinning globes.

Tom as spinning space God: Oh and there's no afterlife, sorry.

(Gangsters start shooting at Pumaman)
Pumaman: I sense danger

Mike as guy driving a fire truck: This is Gilbert Godfried for USA Up All Night

Aztec guy gets beaten up and captured with bright red fake blood on his face
Gangsters: We caught him
Crow :Playing with Mommy's lipstick

Kobras: Give up Pyoomaman
Tom: It's PUMAman
Kobras You're just an insignificant Human being
Tom: It's HOOman being. Oh wait, sorry.

Henchman one: Just shoot him
Henchman two: Kobras said to make it look like an accident
Crow: Oh you are so Kobras whipped man

Pumaman kicks a guy in the butt. Don't remember any joke attatched to it, just funny in and of itself

Black Eyed Peas
tribute concert for the Mentally disabled
"LETS GET RETARDED IN HERE"

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"Oh no, I'm falling at a 60 degree angle breaking all the laws of physics heeelp!

"That's the karma again, I didn't help Kenny so she beat me up with a telephone"

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"You... non British guy!"

"The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest."

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my favourite line from the movie is when Kobras takes his "elevator" a whole 3 feet into the air, and Mike says in a great "eeeevil" voice: "Wheeeeeeeee!"

I also love the scene when Jane is at Kobras's place, wearing a black leather outfit similar to his:
Mike [as Kobras] "Don't ever out-dress me again!"

Servo: "This movie has made me lose all respect for pumas"
Crow: "Yeah, I now know that if I ever run into a puma, I can just push it the hell over!"

the actress playing Jane, Sydne Rome, was pretty hot if you ask me. She did a playboy spread (!) which you can easily find by doing a google image search of her name (make sure safe search is off).
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Actually, I don't remember much from the episode itself, but I liked the host segment where they made fun of Roger Whittaker. First of all, I've been a Roger Whittaker fan since I was 4, but at the same time, it was great to see a reference of him, also because it was so random of a celebrety to mock.

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(parody of "The Greatest American Hero" theme song)
"Believe it or not / this movie's still on / it should've ended 2 hrs. ago"

"Do the hustle!"

& as for the Roger Whitaker segment I got a negative take. When I was a kid my mom bought a Roger Whitaker cassette & played it in the car on a trip to Vegas. God it was hell! I couldn't wait till we were near Las Vegas or back home near Bakersfield so I could hear a rock or Top 40 FM station!

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So, <i>every</i> single line in the episode is your favorite. Is that what your're trying to tell us?

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Crow: Christmas Ornaments of the Gods.

Puma Man: That's how you make little Puma Men.
Mike: And he immediately defiles the great gift given to him.

Crow: Constantly-In-Over-His-Head Man.

By the way, this film is currently available in 10 9-minute chunks on YouTube. Watch it now!

<I'll get back on my medication tomorrow, I promise>

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puma's have instinctive knowledge of wiring and home construction

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Eat this Baguette


The world's most persistent belt salesman

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The fat-free yougurt that's not short on flavor!

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Here are my favorite lines - no one seemed to come up with those:

Vadinhio: "They will bring it back to the anden plateau."
Mike: "... where some other villain will take it."

Vadinhio: "If you want to see me again ..."
Mike: "... don't!"

Crow: "So, basically, the hero is *this* guy. I think it's time we face that fact."

Tom: "There's something wrong with this mirror ..."

Mike: "Intel inside!"

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Eat this baguette, EAT IT!
I'm joining your car pool.

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When you want the flavor of bacon in a dip :)

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