Two Stars?

The funny thing about a movie as intentionally crappy and lowbrow as this one getting two stars, is that this implies that somebody out there gave it more than a passing thought. Did those who voted really seriously give this thing any consideration with regard to the standard rating system and films such as Casablanca?

Why bother?

There ought to be a separate category for intentionally low-budget, exploitative fare such as this, a sort of Crappy Movie Top 100, where this thing would receive a rousing 9 or 10 stars.

Personally, I liked it as a kid, even though at the time I knew it was complete crap. But it's supposed to be, obviously. The actors can hardly contain their juvenile, amateurish smiles.

And anyway, you gotta give credit to the film that suggested to a shocked world that smelling one's own farts could be considered "quaint."